(Download for full screen)"Welcome to Mario Kart 17, where you can pick every single variation of your favorite main characters! Why settle for useless characters like Birdo or Diddy Kong when you can pick sure values like PINK GOLD PEACH? Shut up and give us your money already!"
So yeah, I'm not really complaining about the presence of Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach in Mario Kart 8, I'm just poking fun at what it might come to if Nintendo keeps the same path (which they won't... won't they?). My bets are on Angsty Teen Mario.
Also, please don't hate me for putting Luigi back in his place.