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Someday in Mario Kart 17 by TheBourgyman Someday in Mario Kart 17 by TheBourgyman
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"Welcome to Mario Kart 17, where you can pick every single variation of your favorite main characters! Why settle for useless characters like Birdo or Diddy Kong when you can pick sure values like PINK GOLD PEACH? Shut up and give us your money already!"

So yeah, I'm not really complaining about the presence of Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach in Mario Kart 8, I'm just poking fun at what it might come to if Nintendo keeps the same path (which they won't... won't they?). My bets are on Angsty Teen Mario.

Also, please don't hate me for putting Luigi back in his place.
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HereIsThisOriginal Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New Deviant
Omfg angsty teen Mario XD
starmariofan4 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Where's Daisy?
TheBourgyman Featured By Owner 14 hours ago  Professional Digital Artist
Left out, as usual!
starmariofan4 Featured By Owner 11 hours ago
Oh, okay. Wait what?
TheBourgyman Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Professional Digital Artist
Daisy is left out from a lot of things Nintendo release these days, favouring Rosalina instead. Fans had to whine to get the Daisy mystery costume in Mario Maker. :P
LuigiPaintComposer Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
I would play the shit out of Metal Baby Dr. Mario.
Xan-Xel Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where is Pink gold cat baby Peach?
MisterZygarde64 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
I would actually prefer Metal Mario And Pink Gold Peach as Costumes.
GalactaKnight32 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2015  Student General Artist
i would love to play as dry mario 

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DarkOverlord1296 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2015
And also Movie Mario.
CucumberHorse Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
Dry mario
Yes Booty (EMOTE) 
ChrisDoesArts Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is perfect
VideoGamerfrom20XX Featured By Owner Edited Sep 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if these alternate characters get even worse after Mario Kart 8, considering this Mario Kart is so horribly overloaded with these Mario and Princess Peach alternates.
----------------------------------------------Mario: Baby Mario, Metal Mario, Tanooki Mario-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------Princess Peach: Baby Peach, Pink Gold Peach, Cat Peach------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse is that two of these alternates (Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach, alongside Dry Bowser) are HALF of the DLC characters for the game, the other three being first-party guest stars (the Villagers, Isabelle, and Link), which is at least the only reasonable thing in their sets (aside from the new Karts and parts). What's more, the Yoshi/Shy Guy skins I feel should have been free and the only free DLC (the Mercedes-Benz set) featured the WORST Karts if not just in Mario Kart 8, but in the entire series. Sorry for the rant, but when it came to DLC, it was pulled off much better in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U instead of this game. :disappointed: 
CloudPuma Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015
Imagine if Smash was like this
VideoGamerfrom20XX Featured By Owner Edited Sep 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm glad it isn't. At least with Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U has some control over the "alternate/clone character epidemic" as, though Dr. Mario can be classified into the category, it isn't expanded upon with a Fire Mario/Wario Mario/Golfer Mario/Waluigi Mario (Mario's second/fourth/seventh/eighth alt. costume, respectively). The same can go with Peach with Daisy Peach/Nurse Peach/Fire Peach (Peach's second/sixth/seventh alt. costume, accordingly). In comparison to the rosters, we only have five "clone" characters in a 52-character roster [including DLC but excluding the Mii Fighters as there are three classifications (Mii Brawler/Mii Swordfighter/Mii Gunner) yet you can have up to 30 Mii Fighters available in the selection for Mii, and this 5:52 disregards the alternates of Classic Wario, Wire-Frame Mac, Male Wii Fit Trainer, Female Robin/Villager, the Koopalings, and Alph as they are ALTS and not independent Smashers] in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U as opposed to the three TRUE clones in a 36-character roster [including DLC but excluding the gender/color swap racers (Female Villager and the multi-colored Yoshi/Shy Guy alts.) and not classifying the "Baby" character-variants and Pink Gold Peach as "clones" as their weight classes are different than from the prime drivers] in Mario Kart 8. That being said, Super Smash Bros. would have too much wasted potential if it got that bad (part of the reason I'm AGAINST Princess Daisy's inclusion as a DLC Smasher; besides her flower motif, what will make her different from Peach? At least Rosalina & Luma borrow from the Super Mario Galaxy mechanics to be unique from her). I apologize for such a long reply; I just hope to have no misunderstandings on my standpoints/opinions and to not cause an argument. Sweating a little...
CloudPuma Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015
It's funny because Pink Gold Peach already exists.

I would like to play as Teen Mario.
Just-Call-Me-J Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015  Hobbyist
Don't forget Blue Peach!
Another jab at Daisy by excluding her in favor of Rosalina.
fuocherello Featured By Owner Edited Aug 17, 2015  Student General Artist
Angsty Teen Mario? You genius 😂😂😂
Edscratch23469 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lel green Mario!!
ChroniclerLord590 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist
This needs Ghost Mario and Ghost Peach.
Cubester64 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015
My bets are on Metal Baby Dr Mario.
JealousBass Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015
*daisy in the back ground* Hi....IM DAISY!!!!SEXY GURL 
Zeckemyro Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Where's Baby Gold Nurse Peach?
TheBourgyman Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Probably already passed the line!
Zero-Unknown64 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Gamehuntsuprise50pc Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
You know what's even weirder? That I've really did seen a statue of Baby Pink Gold Peach in GCN Baby Park. o-o
Mcderp45 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015
I'm on board for Dr. mario
kyurem2424 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015
and now there is also cat peach & tanooki mario
TehMLG4R73R Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
TheScatmanBros Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
Where is Space Peach and Cosmic Guide Space Peach? Also Baby Space Peach
AVoltoro Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Lost it at green mario. Take my fave
Limbo-Studios Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
You know what? Something similar to the Naruto games, where there was a high-school variant of the main characters, that'd actually be pretty cool, alternate-universe-teen high school costumes for Mario and Peach.
fireball1592 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you forgot cosmic mario. 
Regirawk Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
PGP looks like she's made of pink jello. :P
konggodamera Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My favorite has to be Angsty Teen Mario
KidBobobo Featured By Owner Edited Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SSB is starting to turn into this.

Alph is a costume, but Dr. Mario isn't, yet Roy is absent!?
shink2 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dr. Mario is only a separate character because people wanted to be able to play as Melee Mario. Of course, they could have just done it with custom specials, but then he'd have two Mario Tornadoes in his moveset.
TlCKlNG-CL0CKS Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
also, Lucina is basically a Marth, only as a girl and with no sweetspot hitbox on her sword, but Nintendo went ahead and made her a seperate character :/
Limbo-Studios Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
We can't resize Ridley, the Kid icarus content is too big to fit him in.
poppy4526 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
poor ol' luigi
CupcakeSwirlix Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg. Just Lol. And sorry Luigi. You're better than Mario. You know that. XP
Iolipop Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
-metal baby doctor mario...xddddd-
theultimatenootnoot Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
I'll buy this just to play as Dry Mario.
AWESOME JOKE you're so creative!
Deviator101 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Comedy gold sir, comedy gold.
xgames555 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015

comedy pink gold :3
FerbFletcher1234 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Artist
Dr. mario is my fave out of the mario's
ScarletArchMage Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Awesome. Angsty Teen Mario is my favorite.
CatImAKittyKat Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Metal Baby Mario.
GoldenMariokirby Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH awww so funny also demit peach!
Kulit7215 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Man... Parodies Are Parodies... ^^
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