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Someday in Mario Kart 17 by TheBourgyman Someday in Mario Kart 17 by TheBourgyman
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"Welcome to Mario Kart 17, where you can pick every single variation of your favorite main characters! Why settle for useless characters like Birdo or Diddy Kong when you can pick sure values like PINK GOLD PEACH? Shut up and give us your money already!"

So yeah, I'm not really complaining about the presence of Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach in Mario Kart 8, I'm just poking fun at what it might come to if Nintendo keeps the same path (which they won't... won't they?). My bets are on Angsty Teen Mario.

Also, please don't hate me for putting Luigi back in his place.
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:iconlimbo-studios:
Limbo-Studios Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
You know what? Something similar to the Naruto games, where there was a high-school variant of the main characters, that'd actually be pretty cool, alternate-universe-teen high school costumes for Mario and Peach.
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fireball1592 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you forgot cosmic mario. 
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:iconregirawk:
Regirawk Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
PGP looks like she's made of pink jello. :P
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:iconkonggodamera:
konggodamera Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
My favorite has to be Angsty Teen Mario
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:iconkidbobobo:
KidBobobo Featured By Owner Edited Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SSB is starting to turn into this.

Alph is a costume, but Dr. Mario isn't, yet Roy is absent!?
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TlCKlNG-CL0CKS Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
also, Lucina is basically a Marth, only as a girl and with no sweetspot hitbox on her sword, but Nintendo went ahead and made her a seperate character :/
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:iconlimbo-studios:
Limbo-Studios Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
We can't resize Ridley, the Kid icarus content is too big to fit him in.
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:iconpoppy4526:
poppy4526 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
poor ol' luigi
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:iconcupcakeswirlix:
CupcakeSwirlix Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omg. Just Lol. And sorry Luigi. You're better than Mario. You know that. XP
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:iconiolipop:
Iolipop Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
-metal baby doctor mario...xddddd-
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:icontheultimatenootnoot:
theultimatenootnoot Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
I'll buy this just to play as Dry Mario.
AWESOME JOKE you're so creative!
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:icondeviator101:
Deviator101 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015
Comedy gold sir, comedy gold.
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:iconxgames555:
xgames555 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
nonono


comedy pink gold :3
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:iconferbfletcher1234:
FerbFletcher1234 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Artist
Dr. mario is my fave out of the mario's
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ScarletArchMage Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Awesome. Angsty Teen Mario is my favorite.
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:iconcatimakittykat:
CatImAKittyKat Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015
Metal Baby Mario.
:icontakehomeplz:
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:icongoldenmariokirby:
GoldenMariokirby Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH awww so funny also demit peach!
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:iconkulit7215:
Kulit7215 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Man... Parodies Are Parodies... ^^
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:iconsupereric53:
supereric53 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the best is the metal baby dr. mario and "green mario"... :XD:
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:iconjust-call-me-j:
Just-Call-Me-J Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist
Best mockery of Nintendo ever
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:iconemilydoesstuff:
EmilyDoesStuff Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor Luigi, Never Gets Enough Love....
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:iconcrash-the-megaraptor:
Crash-the-Megaraptor Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or how about this line-up...taken from a Mario Kart 9 prediction video uploaded not long after this was....

"Mario, Baby Mario, Doctor Mario, Metal Mario, Fire Mario, Tanooki Mario, Frog Mario, Cloud Mario, Ice Mario, Cat Mario and, if you know the cheat code, Naked Mario!"
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ARMARGumball Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
LUIGI DEATHSTARE EVRYONE
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:iconcuddlestheoctopus:
CuddlesTheOctopus Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
poor luigi
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:iconsamufinland:
SamuFinland Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Tanooki mario! Cat Peach!
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:iconshyho:
shyho Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
So true lol
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:iconsonicfan7812:
SonicFan7812 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Student General Artist
No more clones!
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:iconaquaoshawott01:
AquaOshawott01 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Student Filmographer
Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach?
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:iconmattx125:
MattX125 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Send in the clones, send in the clones, send in the clones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!icon crazy troop 
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:iconrubendaol21:
RubenDaol21 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Mario Kart Developers be like: "Heavy breathing."
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:iconmirage-moonlight:
Mirage-Moonlight Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
I really love what Teen Peach looks like <3
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:iconthebourgyman:
TheBourgyman Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, thanks!
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:iconepic-hound:
Epic-Hound Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
This is when DLC goes overboard owo
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:iconkjeldo:
kjeldo Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
Are you going to add Metal Baby Dr. Tanuki Mario too now? :D
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EyesOfThePhasm Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg! :lol: Love this on sooooo many levels!! :laughing:
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:iconlukesk1:
lukesk1 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
You should have included Metal Angsty Teenager Pink Gold Nurse Baby Peach.
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:iconkirbysnacks:
KirbySnacks Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014
And how would she be a teenager AND a baby at the same time?
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:icondrybones157:
DryBones157 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
 MAGIC~!
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:iconemmielovesart003:
EmmieLovesArt003 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Oh, I'd love (not) to play as Metal Baby Dr. Mario....
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:iconfoxland-mycraft:
Foxland-MyCraft Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
And you're right, why to pick useless characters!
And yus, I'll SURE buy Cat Peach and Raccoon Mario! But such a shame to be DLC...
Don't forget Rainbow Star Power Metal Baby Dr. Mario Jr..
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:iconthatnintendogamer364:
ThatNintendoGamer364 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Angsty Teen Mario" is so edgy. XD 
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JakandDaxter2600 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
You've forgotten Tree Mario, Pink Gold Tree Mario, Super Mario Bros. 2 Boxart Mario, SSBM Mario, Closet Peach, Door Knob Mario, Star Mario, Glitchy Mario, Metal Angsty Teen Dr. Mario, Metal Baby Mimi Mario,Fish Mario, Dog Peach, Blue Mario (unlockable) (a reference to SuperMarioGlitchy4), Booger Tissue Mario, Pink Keyboard Peach and......(blah blah blah blah)
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DryBones157 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Tree Mario?
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:iconjakanddaxter2600:
JakandDaxter2600 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Yeah, it's bout to happen. You know clones in Mario Kart these days. XD
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:icondrybones157:
DryBones157 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
Ah, we need Paper Mario and Papercraft mario :XD:
Still dislike the clones in SSB4...
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JakandDaxter2600 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
To be honest, i kinda like the clones in Smash 4 because they are at least playable (in fact Dark Pit is my main) and they are at least different. Mario Kart 8 on the other hand, what the fuck is the point of the damn clones? They are the same thing! Oh and don't forget Super Nintendo Cartridge Mario and Poland Spring Teen Mario.
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DryBones157 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
Ok. We cannot forget  Wood Mario and Yarn Peach XD
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:iconjakanddaxter2600:
JakandDaxter2600 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
And Bottle cap Mario and White colored Suit Case Peach. LOL
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:icondrybones157:
DryBones157 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014
And Dictionary Mario & Sticker album Peach XD
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:iconepicman619:
epicman619 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
where's fat mario? (wario)
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